Lady Gaga is a DUDE

It’s official. Lady Gaga is a dude.

OK, maybe that isn’t entirely accurate.

Gossip and Entertainment sites all over the Web are absolutely gaga about Lady Gaga — snare drum — posing as a man with the name of Jo Calderone for the newest issue of Vogue Hommes Japan.

No official statement has been released about Gaga untucking her penis to pose as the other half of her hermaphroditic self, but sites are running with the story due to a few obvious hints.

1) The dude looks a lot like Lady Gaga without makeup. Take away the wig and the gun-bra and you are left with a 50’s background extra from the musical Grease. Which means that a transvestite could have actually played the role of John Travolta. YAY!

2) Jo is short for Lady Gaga’s actual middle name Joanne. This is why it is not spelled Joe like iconic strong men such as Joe Montana, Joe The Plumber, or the guy who started Joe’s Crabshack. Men who spell it Jo are not men. Most of them are in fact girls dressed up in drag in order to receive summer internships at local newspapers that discriminate against girls just like in the plot of Just One of the Guys. If you know a man named Jo, rip open his shirt right now. You will most likely find a gigantic pair of awesome female breasts. DOUBLE YAY!

3) The photos were tweeted and shot by Lady Gaga’s personal stylist. This proves nothing. People regularly take photos of doppelgangers and lookalikes. Go see a drag show and you’ll see dozens of guys who look exactly like Liza Minnelli, Tina Turner, Cher and Condoleezza Rice. YAY!…wait, no thanks =)

4) It was reported by Perez Hilton as true, and he should know something about cross-dressing since he is actually Paris Hilton dressed up like a big fat gay guy. “That’s hot”

Posted on 07/1/10
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   respect

   By: Liberty . 09/21/2011 . 11:08 pm

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2. 

   id still bang her

   By: air jordan . 07/10/2010 . 8:13 am

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3. 

   lol she mad weird

   By: Witcha . 07/06/2010 . 4:59 pm

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