Lady Gaga is Celibate
Lady Gaga told reporters this week at a MAC cosmetic’s event in London that she is currently single and celibate.
According to the UK’s Mirror, Gaga said, “I haven’t got time to spend on the road and get to know anyone. … Even Lady Gaga can be celibate. You don’t have to have sex to be loved.”
So Gaga’s excuse for not having sex is that she is on tour and just too busy. This never seemed to stop Gene Simmons, David Lee Roth or Bret Michaels. Of course the fan base for Lady Gaga might not be the same. There may not be too many of her fans, many gay men, throwing their underwear on stage in hopes they will be brought backstage for a tumble on the tour bus.
But her excuse that she needs to “get to know” someone is super flimsy. This is the same girl who sings, “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”
Lady Gaga sure has raised her standards to see her “Po po po poker face.”
Just last year Gaga only needed a “sick beat” before pouring liquid glow stick on a guy’s junk and going to town. Now, she is talking about love?
Maybe, just maybe, her doctor told her to abstain from sexual relations because her surgery is still healing.
Please note, this is only a theory and there are no facts to support it.
Type in the words Lady Gaga into a Google search and it automatically tries to finish your phrase. “Lady Gaga hermaphrodite.”
The rumor has been out there for a while, and was only fueled after a video was posted of her in concert wearing a skirt. For a split second her skirt rides up and something very visible, and flesh-colored, appears before she quickly pulls the skirt down.
She finally acknowledged the rumor when speaking with an Australian radio station and stated, “My beautiful vagina is very offended. I’m not offended; my vagina is offended.”
She never denied having a penis, just acknowledged that she has a “beautiful vagina.” Maybe she whispered, “And that beautiful vagina is sometimes covered up by a penis.”
A hermaphrodite has both. No one started a rumor that Lady Gaga is a guy; the rumor is that she has both a penis and a vagina. A disco stick and a disco cave.
The possibility that she had this removed grows greater with her change from crazy and wacky outfits — like the dead Kermit the Frog dress — to ones made from spandex that are so tight on her crotch that no one could claim she has a penis.
More Web sites have started to curtail the rumors by showing close up shots of her front and rear from the 2010 Grammy’s to prove that nothing has been tucked away.
But nothing has to be tucked away when it has been snipped away.
Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart ft. Ludacris (Music Video Review)
It is said that to make a relationship work, a couple has to be honest with each other. It doesn’t get much more honest than Taio Cruz’s new single “Break Your Heart,” in which he tells the women of the world that they shouldn’t get too attached to him because they will just be wasting their time.
Cruz apparently subscribes to the philosophy that “honesty is the best policy,” even if that policy includes announcing that you are a pompous male slut who will most likely cheat on any woman.
He meets his match at the start of the video, when he is conversing with a smokin’ brunette wearing a leather jacket and a bikini top while sitting in a convertible Maserati. To two make a bet stating that they will each hurt each other. Sounds like a great icebreaker for a first date. The two then head off for their day of high-speed boating and partying on a yacht.
Ludacris, who is featured on the track, introduces the world to Taio Cruz — a British music producer who has worked with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake (separately) — by rapping how there’s not “anybody as bomb” as Luda, and that he and Cruz share the ability to make girls crumble.
Cruz goes on to sing, “There’s no point trying to hide it / No point trying to evade it / I know I got a problem / By doing this behaving.” Just like any addiction, the hardest part is acknowledging you indeed have a problem. Cruz not only acknowledges it, he goes on for three minutes about his heartbreaking ways. He evens sings “karma’s gonna get me back for being so cold.”
A huge hit already in the U.K., a BBC music reviewer wrote that “Taio Cruz has done it … He has done the unthinkable. The unimaginable. The unbelievable. He has officially created the Most Arrogant Song of 2009, despite the HUGE competition.” Even with this statement, the reviewer still gave the song 4/5 stars.
Cruz spoke about the song in the media outlet Blues & Soul saying, “It’s about breaking a girl's heart, but in a way that's kinda not on purpose. It's more that I'm just a single guy, trying to BE single and trying to REMAIN single. And sometimes, when you are in that place, you get girls who wanna be a part of what you're about. But, because you're not really ready for a relationship, those girls can end up being heartbroken.”
If Cruz ever decides to get married, he should make sure to add his lyrics to “Break Your Heart” to the prenuptial agreement.
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Lloyd - Forever (Mp3 Leak)
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Jason Derulo Ft. Nicki Minaj – In My Head (Mp3 Leak)
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DMX Arrested…AGAIN!
On Tuesday March 9, 2010 we planned to post an article about how the “Gospel Rap Extravaganza” that DMX was hosting in Arizona was canceled, and how no one was willing to associate with the oft-arrested rapper. In the article, we suggest to DMX that he would have to stay out of jail for at least one year before he could earn some trust.
Apparently one year was too long. Apparently one day was too long.
DMX was arrested again on Tuesday March 9, 2010 — at the same time the following article was being typed — for violating his parole and using cocaine.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, according to NME.com, had some interesting thoughts about the situation. “We would hope that he is finally sent to prison. We’ve arrested him five times already. How many times do you have to violate the law?”
The following is what we were going to post about the canceled DMX event in its’ entirety.
We may never know how many arrests would have been made if the DMX “Gospel Rap Extravaganza” were to go on as planned. Just days before the scheduled show, hosted by the newly-religious ex-convict, Arizona’s Independence High School decided they wanted nothing to do with the Exit Wounds star.
The school refunded the Morning Star Sanctifies Church’s $500 deposit, even after the church took out a $1 million insurance policy, once hearing of DMX’s criminal record.
A record that includes: arrests for animal cruelty, possession of drugs, possession of weapons, aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, identity falsification, driving under the influence, criminal mischief, attempted carjacking, impersonating an FBI agents (that was the best one), and failure to notify the DMV of an address change.
That last one is just inexcusable. Wouldn’t the prison warden notify the DMV of his new address in Cell Block C?
But sadly the benefit concert was canceled because the High School decided that DMX is probably not a changed man. He obviously had the support of the church, but the church may have been supporting him because they were going to reap the profits from the $35 show. What does this man have to do to prove he has changed?
Maybe he needs to go more than a year without being arrested. Maybe he needs to do more than just announce that he is now a Christian to get some redemption. Maybe he needs to actually prove that prison has changed him for the better.
Until then, a $500 deposit is not going to be enough money to convince any location to play host to any type of DMX extravaganza.
Ray J - 100 (Mp3 Leak)
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Ludacris feat. Shawnna & Dru Hill - Rollercoaster (Mp3 Leak)
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Scooter - Stuck On Replay (Music Video Review)
Many Americans will never understand several things that Europeans love. Some of those include soccer, hockey and electronic dance music. Thanks to the German band Scooter, two of those things have been mashed-up together to create the incredibly weird and homo-erotic video “Stuck on Replay,” which happens to be the official song for the 2010 International Ice Hockey Federation tournament in Germany.
The video is a combination of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy” video from 1992 and slow-motion hockey highlights from past IIHF tournaments. It’s understandable that the IIHF tapped Scooter to provide the theme music for the tournament since it will be held in Germany, and the German band has sold more than 25 million albums. But come on, couldn’t they have written a song that was fast and upbeat to go along with some of the more exciting parts of hockey like incredible goals and huge hits? Instead we are forced to watch a lot of celebrating and grown men hugging in slow motion.
The music is actually not that bad, but it’s just horrible when put to hockey highlights. Sadly, when the video veers away from showing hockey clips the viewer is then forced to watch lead singer H.P. Baxxter singing into a microphone on the set of the “I’m a Mac” commercials or it shows two anonymous men synchronized dancing in the streets.
Occasionally we get to see Lithuanian Supermodel Giedré Dukauskaité dancing around seductively or bending over. The video producers must have realized how gay the video looked, so they smartly added a ridiculously hot model to prance around in a short dress.
Maybe the video isn’t too bad after all.
CD & DOWNLOAD: 12.03.2010! The official song of the 2010 IIHF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - ICE HOCKEY!
iTunes Sales Chart
iTunes US
1. Break Your Heart (feat. Ludacris) - Taio Cruz
2. Rude Boy - Rihanna
3. Hey, Soul Sister - Train
4. Imma Be - Black Eyed Peas
5. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
6. Carry Out (feat. Justin Timberlake) - Timbaland
7. Blah Blah Blah (feat. 3OH!3) - Ke$ha
8. Baby (feat. Ludacris) - Justin Bieber
9. In My Head - Jason Derülo
10. Tik Tok - Ke$ha
iTunes Australia
1. Hey, Soul Sister - Train
2. Rude Boy - Rihanna
3. In My Head - Jason Derülo
4. Tik Tok (Parody) - The Midnight Beast
5. 3 Words (feat. will.i.am) - Cheryl Cole
6. Memories (feat. Kid Cudi) - David Guetta
7. Fireflies - Owl City
8. Replay - Iyaz
9. Today Was a Fairytale - Taylor Swift
10. Telephone - Lady GaGa & Beyoncé
iTunes Canada
1. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
2. I Believe (English Version) - Nikki Yanofsky
3. Hey, Soul Sister - Train
4. In My Head - Jason Derülo
5. Carry Out (feat. Justin Timberlake) - Timbaland
6. Blah Blah Blah (feat. 3OH!3) - Ke$ha
7. Whataya Want from Me - Adam Lambert
8. Imma Be - Black Eyed Peas
9. Burn It to the Ground - Nickelback
10. Hallelujah (2010 Version) - k.d. lang
iTunes New Zealand
1. Hey, Soul Sister - Train
2. You Got Me (feat. Scribe) - J.Williams
3. Whataya Want from Me - Adam Lambert
4. Just a Little Bit - Kids of 88
5. Baby (feat. Ludacris) - Justin Bieber
6. The Only Exception - Paramore
7. Rude Boy - Rihanna
8. Infinity 2008 (Klass Vocal Mix) - Guru Josh Project vs. Mind Electric
9. Memories (feat. Kid Cudi) - David Guetta
10. Art of Love (feat. Jordin Sparks) - Guy Sebastian
iTunes UK
1. Pass Out - Tinie Tempah
2. Baby (feat. Ludacris) - Justin Bieber
3. Rude Boy - Rihanna
4. In My Head - Jason Derülo
5. You Got the Dirtee Love (Live At the BRIT Awards 2010) - Florence + The Machine & Dizzee Rascal
6. Starry Eyed - Ellie Goulding
7. Parachute - Cheryl Cole
8. On a Mission - Gabriella Cilmi
9. Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down - Alicia Keys
10. If We Ever Meet Again (feat. Katy Perry) - Timbaland
Yung Joc featuring Lil Wayne - Drip (Mp3 Leak)
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Miley Cyrus Wants Out
Miley plans to "take time off from music", stating that music isn't inspiring her as much as it should be. She was even quoted saying "I'm sick of quadruple threats who do everything when they should stick to one thing.", which comes as a shock, since Miley herself is classified as one of the biggest "quadruple threats". With her new movie "The Last Song" coming out in March 31st, and upcoming spot in the "Sex and the CIty" sequel, it would be expected that Cyrus was planning on sticking with acting. Honestly Miley, no matter what you choose to do, you're voice will still be annoying.
Lil Wayne In Jail
After a number of delays, Lil' Wayne was finally sentenced on Monday, and arrived at RIkers today(Tuesday), for his 2007 gun possession arrest; in which the rapper was caught with a .40-caliber semi-automatic gun, which was fully loaded.
Lil' Wayne, whose real name is Dwayne Carter Jr., pleaded guilty in October to the charge that was laid on him back in '07, and since then has been anxiously waiting, as his sentencing dates were postponed twice in the past month; once for dental work on his thoroughly rotted teeth, and once due to a fire in the courthouse. The rapper is set to do one year behind bars at Rikers, but could get out in only eight months if he shows good behavior.
"Law is mind without reason. ...I'll return," the rapper tweeted after his sentencing. One thing is for sure, a lot of people will miss his energy and productivity while he's gone; but like every rapper that goes to jail, it's a guess we should expect a whole bunch of newly inspired material, and maybe a new man by the end of his term. Learn your lesson Weezy, because once you're there, you're never gonna wanna go back! It doesn't matter how hard you are Mr. Carter, jail is a place no man wants to be.
T.I. – I’m Back (Mp3 Leak)
T.I. – I’m Back
Comedians say that the most important part of comedy is timing. This may also prove true for the rap game as the world was reminded that rapper T.I. is about to be released from prison just as Lil Wayne was being locked up in Riker’s Island.
Taking advantage of the press Lil Wayne is receiving for the same weapons charge T.I. went to prison for, the release of “I’m Back” online cannot be a coincidence. T.I. even hints to this with the lyrics, “N*gga probably just seen Wayne, Gucci Mane, Me and Boosie all go to prison / And they flip their whole image n*gga tripping.”
And although T.I. has the track “King Back” from his 2006 album King, the leak “I’m Back” truly shows to the world that he is fully on his way to a full comeback after a year in prison, which came at the height of his career after his success with Paper Trails. The Trails album was named this because T.I. went back to writing his lyrics down on paper before heading to the studio, something he did not do on previous albums. One can only imagine the amount of lyrics T.I. wrote while locked up for a full 365 days.
With multiple backing tracks, and a nice beat, “I’m Back” is the perfect venue for T.I.’s impressive ability to showcase his lyrics. The ultimate wordsmith, T.I. shows this with lyrics like, “I’m no longer being callous so I’m gon let you n*ggas have it / Won’t be satisfied til somebody dies and I’m patient waiting on Me and the reaper on a first name basis … Hating in your blood, cuz, guess it’s just too late for you / All I could do is pray for you or organize a wake for you.”
Reports state that T.I. is finishing up the last few weeks of his sentence in a halfway house, or possibly under house arrest, and will officially be released on March 26. His impressive first post-prison release, along with some good timing, will surely have T.I. fans salivating at the announcement that the King is indeed back.
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Kid Cudi Ft. Snoop Dogg – I Do My Thing (Mp3 Leak)
Kid Cudi Ft. Snoop Dogg – I Do My Thing
The more pot you smoke, the more you will like Kid Cudi’s new release “I Do My Thing.” If you have never smoked weed, or do not partake on a regular basis, you will probably skip over this track.
The song is all about getting “hella-high,” as Snoop Dogg, who is featured on the new release, raps. Although the song is all about getting stoned and drunk, it will not be the next party thumping hit at the club.
But, it will be very popular in the Frat house and the urban living room. One can actually imagine a few guys listening to this track while rolling up a blunt. Just a few “stoners” getting ready to “wake and bake” as the D-O-double-G states in the song.
The song just isn’t the type that makes you want to get up and dance. It’s the type that you just want to sit on a couch while nodding your head with the beat. And any stoner can manage to do this.
Cudi goes on to rap the chorus, “I smoke, I drink, I do my thing. I’m living in my own world. And if they hate I let them, who gives a f*ck?”
The anthem of the stoner.
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Gorillaz - Stylo (Music Video Review)
In an ode to Mad Max, the Gorillaz new video for their release “Stylo” is exciting, fast-paced and beautifully stylized. Although there is no hint of a plot, the Gorillaz were able to accomplish a thrilling five-minutes filled with car chases, gunfire and robotic/cartoon gorillas.
And Bruce Willis.
The video starts with a black 1969 Chevy Camaro, heavily damaged and covered in bullet-holes, barreling down a desert-lined highway. The song, which features Mos Def and Bobby Womack, starts to thump as the scene shows an obese police officer eating a dozen donuts by his squad car. At this point the Camaro speeds past the cop, who struggles to get into his car. The video turns to the driver of the Camaro, showing it to be filled with the cartoon members of the Gorillaz.
You may be wondering what the Gorillaz got themselves into. You will not get your answer. One can only assume that they robbed a bank since one of them is wearing a mask, and they are driving a getaway car. It really doesn’t matter though as the chase scene plays out just fine to the audience even if you have no clue what is going on. The production meeting for the video must have consisted of a short brainstorming session.
“Let’s have a car chase scene with a famous actor in it. Everybody good with that? Great, let’s go get lunch.”
But the video doesn’t need anything more because it works just as it is.
Whatever prefaced the start of the video must have started a Gorillaz disagreement. The cartoon Gorilla in the passenger seat is sulking with his face cupped in his hands. The small Gorilla in the back seat has a giant bullet hole in his head, but is still alive. The large green Gorilla, who is driving, is just trying to make a getaway. Once the police officer catches up with the speeding Camaro, the backseat Gorilla pulls out a shotgun and shoots it at the cop car, causing the cruiser to veer off the road and slam into a billboard. This gets the job done, but the other Gorillaz are not pleased with the shotgun wielding little guy.
At this point the car passes a bright red El Camino with a cigar-chomping Bruce Willis sitting in the driver’s seat. Willis pulls onto the road and speeds up to try and catch the group. Who knows if Willis is playing a tough cop — like his John McClane character in Die Hard — or is another bad guy. Either way, Willis plays the role he is comfortable with; the one where he is a badass. At one point he stares directly into the camera as if to say, “Yes, I’m Bruce Willis and I’m in this music video.”
Willis uses the souped-up dragster to meet up with the Gorillaz, where he pulls a .44 Magnum out and proceeds to shoot up the remaining parts of the windshield and side mirrors.
The last 30 seconds of the video makes the least amount of sense as the fat and injured police officer gets swallowed up by the smoke monster from LOST, and the Gorillaz drive their car off of a cliff and into the Ocean. The car then turns into a robotic shark, similar to a Transformer, and swims away.
The End.
Although very confusing, the video is a cinematic joy to watch and analyze. The Gorillaz, hopefully, will make some sort of sequel in order to fill in some of the plot gaps.
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