Paradiso Girls – Who’s My Bitch (Music Video Review)
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Whether it’s The Spice Girls or the Pussycat Dolls, all girl groups layer on the sex appeal and erotic dancing in order to cover up their poor singing ability. Most of the time there are no complaints from male fans — if they can actually be called fans and not just perverts =). It’s no different with the Paradiso Girls, and their enjoyable video “Who’s My Bitch.”
*Note: The word “enjoyable” is used in the previous sentence only when the video is watched on mute. The singing is terrible and the song is annoying. The girls on the other hand are insanely hot. Put on Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls,” and pretend you are watching the Paradiso Girls perform in a strip club.
The Paradiso Girls is the brainchild of Jimmy Iovine and Will.i.am as part of worldwide spin on The Pussycat Dolls. Unlike the Dolls, the girls hail from all over the globe making the group the first act that can give every man in the world a synchronized boner.
Most of the girls had tried out for the British talent show “X-Factor,” and the girls were most likely chosen for the Paradiso Girls to fit a mold. By the looks of the girls, a casting call must have went out with these qualifications:
“Need girls that look like the following female celebrities: Gwen Stefani, Pamela Anderson, Beyoncé Knowles, Lucy Lui, and Kim Kardashian. Qualifications: Awesome breasts. Sexy dance moves. Ass must look great in leather. Singing is a plus, but is not a requirement.”
The singing is oddly reminiscent of a children’s choir and sounds eerily familiar to Disney’s “It’s a Small World.” Maybe this is on purpose, as the girls are supposed to represent a worldwide collaboration.
The entire video is just of the five girls dancing in a studio. A cutaway to one of the individual girls slithering on the ground or dry-humping a wall occasionally interrupts the choreographed grinding.
Although the singing sounds childish, the lyrics are certainly adult.
“I’m not your bitch
I’m not your ho
I’ve got your friends all knocking at my door
I’ll take my pick
Even your chick
I even heard your momma wanted some of this
So if you think
That you’re the shit
You better check cause I was faking it
Oh yes I did
I always did
Now who’s my bitch.”
The group’s Web site claims that the song is a female empowerment anthem, but it’s a long shot that the National Organization for Women will use the song at any upcoming rallies — especially after viewing the last half of the video, where the girls make a quick outfit change. The dancing and singing remain the same, but all five girls are now “dressed” in leather biker gear and stark black wigs. They aren’t in complete biker gear, just hats and thongs. The rest of their “outfits” are made up of electrical tape covering their nipples. Yep, this video screams “Female Empowerment!”
Whether or not the Paradiso Girls break into the music industry like the Spice Girls or Pussycat Dolls did, one cannot fault Iovine and Will.i.am for trying to create the next hot female super group. Well, maybe the National Organization for Women can.
(C) 2010 Interscope Paradiso, LLC
Posted on 06/19/10
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