Snoop Attempts to Establish The New Balla Status Level
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Anyone trying to deny the power of big-budget videos in a time of YouTube clips and online videos may have never heard of Snoop Dogg, who recently tried to rent the entire country of Liechtenstein in Western Europe for a video shoot. Yes, an entire country.
According to New York Magazine, “Snoop was reportedly trying to shoot a music video in the tiny Western European country, but was rebuffed … and not because trying to rent an entire country was a crazy thing to do. Says Liechtenstein property agent Karl Schaerzler, ‘We’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.’”
Why on earth does Snoop Dogg need to rent an entire country for a music video? There is not a single possible explanation for why Snoop needed all of Liechtenstein — which has a population of 35,000 people and is 62-square-miles small.
What type of psychedelic weed has Snoop been smoking while on his European tour? Here is a sample of how this video brainstorming session could have gone.
Snoop’s Entourage Member #1: “We should shoot a video.”
Snoop’s Entourage Member #2: “But where can you shoot video nowadays?”
#1: “I think we have to rent something.”
#2: “Like a limo?”
#1: “Or maybe a hotel room. Like the Penthouse in a Vegas casino.”
#2: “Or how about a castle?”
Snoop: “That’s small-time. I’m Snoop D-O-Double-G bitches! I’m going to rent a whole damn country!”
Unless Snoop bought stock with Liechtenstein’s Tourism Department, there is no viable reason the pot-loving rapper needed the entire country. Please Snoop, explain to the world what you were going to do with Liechtenstein — a country that has no military, no radio stations and is the world’s largest producer of sausage casing.
Posted on 07/17/10. Back To Blog - Tags: Editorial, Snoop Dogg
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