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To jokingly tell Soulja Boy’s that his new release, “IWIN,” should be called “ULOSE,” would just be too easy for this reviewer. But, that won’t stop FAIL blogs from labeling it “IFAIL.”
Soulja Boy better create another popular dance to go along with the leak “IWIN” to cover up the fact that this song is terrible. To quote Bart Simpson, “I didn’t know something could both suck and blow at the same time.”
Congratulations Soulja Boy. You created a song that both “ISUCKS” and “IBLOWS.”
Soulja Boy raps*, “Like iTunes, n*gga watch me shuffle that.” Did he think timing this release with the same day the IPAD goes on sale, and naming it “IWIN,” Steve Jobs would use the song in his next Apple commercial?
*We use the word rap because no other word exists for Soulja Boy’s slow repetitive style of talking in almost-rhymes such as, “Real talk cousin, I’m on fire man. Springing through the web, like Spiderman.” We apologize to legitimate rappers for using this genre of music to describe Soulja Boy.
Not only are the lyrics terrible and the rhyming sloppy, but the audio recording is simply horrendous. Recordings done with free music mixing software using a laptops’ external microphone sound better than this mess.
On the plus side, Soulja Boy proves to all aspiring rappers that they can in fact become rich and famous without any skill whatsoever. If Soulja Boy can do it, anyone can.
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