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Ne-Yo sued for concert no-show. What’s up with this new artist trend of not showing up to shows! So many this summer. SoManyNoShows.com LOL! |
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#PredictingKanyeTweets “My Twitter page is the best twitter page of ALL TIME!”
if ur a ‘model’ and your whole timeline is you retweeting people saying how beautiful you are #urwack Follow us…
With a potential release impending in as little as three weeks, it is easy to understand why the world is buzzing. With some weaknesses addressed, expect a more impressive tablet with a much higher processing rate and a more durable body. If rumors are to be believed, the upgrade won’t be a huge one, but you know Apple, always ahead of the game in making their own software obsolete as quickly as possible. The real question is: Will Apple lose any steam with the loss of Steve Jobs or will this powerhouse still own the game. Time will certainly tell
So Novak Djokovic won the Australian open after the longest final match in recorded history. When he won he immediately ripped off his shirt like the Incredible Hulk. We here at Somanymp3s.com would like to say something about it being forced or kind of cheesy, but honestly, it was actually kind of cool. You don’t normally see that kind of Alpha Male behavior in tennis, and we, for one, encourage it. Hopefully there will be fights next.
While the name Jason Wu might not be familiar to everyone, chances are, it will be. Famous for helping design some gowns for the first lady, Wu just signed an exclusive deal to feature some of his designs at Target. Wait, Target? You would think that is the equivalent of a master chef making microwave dinners for Swanson, that could not be farther from the truth.
From Brittany Spears to Rachel Ray, many celebrities have had exclusive clothing or perfume lines featured at Target. And the most surprising part, they make a shit-ton of money doing it. We don’t know the fine print, but you can bet your wallet Jason Wu is getting many zeroes on a check for this deal.
The ex-Veronica Mars star appeared recently on Ellen and ended up disclosing about a rather emotional meeting she had with a sloth on her 31st birthday. It seems Kristen’s longtime boyfriend, actor Dax Shepard, rented her a sloth for her birthday party, and well, Kristen apparently cries a lot. Whether she is happy or sad. Suffice it to say, the video of her weeping with joy may be one of the most adorable and endearing videos we have seen in quite some time. We knew we liked you for a reason, Miss Bell!
How much money would it take for you to drink some donkey semen and chase it with donkey pee? This is the question Fear Factor posed to its contestants recently. I guess fifty thousand was enough for them, but for us, it would be more like $100,000,000,000,000.00 But for two twins who completed the challenge before the episode was yanked from airing say they are “ Proud, and would do it again.” Well, there goes our twin fantasy. Hey NBC. Running out of idea’s? How about grizzly bear rape? Seems just as sane as drinking donkey seed.
After seeing his freakishly accurate portrayal of a stoner in the classic “True Romance,” we all sort of assumed Brad knew what he was doing around a bong. Well, we were right. In a recent interview with Hollywood Reporter, Pitt admits that he suffered through some pretty serious depression in the late 90’s and coped with it by sitting on his couch, smoking pot. Now we don’t feel so bad about how we spent today. Thanks, Brad.
If you get a message or see a post from someone on Facebook about how you have to “like” a certain status so that a sick kid will get Cancer treatment, know it is bullsh*t. No hospital would save a kids life depending on Facebook likes. Oh, your son got 198 “likes” and not 200. Screw him, he dies. Yeah, sorry guys. Even in our messed up world, it does not work like that. The fact that ANYONE is falling for this sort of scares us (or) we have a bridge in Brooklyn we would like to sell you…..
It is called Ammonium Hydroxide, but in the industry it is known as ‘pink slime’. It is an additive that adds weight and acts like an overall binding agent for the meat. The thing is, it is made from ‘spare meat trimmings’, in other words, it is not really safe or edible. To put things in perspective, it is called pink slime. Anyway, the Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, has recently called out McDonalds and other fast food restaurants to stop using it, and McDonalds has confirmed they will. Now excuse us while we go vomit.
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