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“WHY WOULD YOU LET LADY GAGA PLAY ON JOHN’S PIANO? :(”

Lennon responded to the attacks by tweeting, “Pianos are meant to be played. Why is everyone so uptight? What should we do, lock it away in a dusty room? So judgmental.”
He added, “Firstly, he gave that piano to my mother for her birthday, it is hers, secondly, he was not uptight the way you seem to be.”
Beatles fans should be upset that the person who regularly gets to play the piano is none other than Yoko Ono. Where is the outrage there?
Lady Gaga is no John Lennon, but Yoko Ono is no Lady Gaga. Ono is regularly charged with breaking up the Beatles. Gaga isn’t as hated as Ono ever was — and haters usually don’t like Gaga because of her theatrics, over-the-top outfits and possible male genitalia.
Sean Lennon should make a list of those people who are allowed to play the piano. This is a start, in order:
1) Paul McCartney
2) Sean Lennon
3) Elton John
4) Stevie Wonder
5) The kid on the Ellen Show who played Gaga’s “Paparazzi”
6) Merton, the Chat Roulette Improv Pianist
7) Schroeder from “Peanuts”
8) Lady Gaga
9) Yoko Ono
10) Ringo Starr
Sorry Yoko and Ringo. You two will just have to wait your turn as Lady Gaga takes hers.
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